I Blame The Non-Liberal Media!

We all know that the cause of every single major problem in America, nay the world, is the fault of the evil, devil worshipping, baby eating LIBERAL MEDIA. And the non-liberal media, such great non-bias sources such as Fox News have done the world a great service by helping to highlight this gross misconduct.

Unfortunately, in helping the world, I think the these great journalists have accidentally pulled the trigger on some of their international allies. Namely the Australian Liberal Party, a conservative group who (as I noted in an earlier entry) suffered a magnificent defeat at the hands of Labor, their inexperienced left wing counterpart.

I don't believe that the defeat of the Liberal Party, formally helmed by John Howard, is reflective of their policies, which were truly representative of what was best for the country of Australia and indeed, the world, but instead due to a confusion caused by the use of the term "liberal". Whilst the Liberal Party had been using the term long before liberals were determined to be the source of all evil, they failed to correct their name to reflect that they were not in favour of such pathetic communist views, something which has definitely cost them.

Don't believe for a second that the "controversial" work choices legislation or the failure to sign the Kyoto protocal was the reason for their defeat, nor was it the supposed charisma of Labor leader Kevin Rudd that lead to this massive landslide result. John Howard failed to have a single bad policy during his entire run as Prime Minister, the man was a political genius and such an inexperienced, pro-communist moron like Rudd is not fit to wipe his boots, let alone usurp him, in fact the sheer "me too"ism of Rudd's Labor party should be reflective of how strong Howard was and how weak Labor will be, yet because of this simple confusion thousands of Australians have been robbed of their right to be governed by the best available people.

Some could argue that it is indeed the fault of the Liberal Party for not acknowledging this confusion earlier, or the leadership concerns with Howard's pending retirement, but let's face it, Australians are meant to be smarter than that. Instead of seeing through the bullshit and knowing that the only right way to vote was to the Right, they folded to cheap parlour tricks revolving around Rudd's plan to "get every kid in Australia wired".

That's right, amongst all his other faults, Rudd is also apparently pro-drugs.

I whole heartedly expect the Liberal Party to take action in the near future so that they will not suffer the same fate come the next election. Especially knowing that under the Union thugs that run the Labor party Australia will suffer.

So in conclusion, thank you Fox for the great service you have done the world, but please be considerate of your international audience in future, even actions done with the best of intentions can backfire.